Stand me up once, shame on me, stand me up 3 times - well, I guess I’ll just get frozen yogurt and watch How I Met Your Mother and probably still text you all the time until you stand me up again.
You should shit or get off the pot … You sit there and blame life for dealing you a cruddy hand, never once accepting the responsibility for the way your situation is… Oh, you’re comfortable, right? This is a life of convenience for you and any attempt to change it would shatter the pathetic microcosm you’ve fashioned for yourself… So, what? You’re going to sit there and be miserable because you don’t have the guts to face change.” -Randal
FRANK “HALF DEAD” JOHNSON casts a deadly spell. BLUE HAND MOJO concept art.